this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
1590 points (98.6% liked)

Memes

45584 readers
1593 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 130 points 9 months ago (6 children)

The nightshade family also gives us a lot of important vegetables. Potatoes, tomatoes, and peppers being the most common but others as well.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 9 months ago (8 children)

And then there's Brassica oleracea, where it's not even a family, but one single species that brings us a heap of classic veggies including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, and gai lan. If you expand to its family you can add turnip, bok choy, radish, wasabi, as well as the majority of source vegetables in the eponymous "vegetable oil".

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Are you saying a vegetable fried this rice?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)
load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Don't forget the brassicas too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The culinary history of humanity is just one long dare about eating the killer plants.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (13 children)

I once had a coworker who just took a bite out of a raw onion right in front of me. They were completely unfazed, like it was an apple or something. I'm still a little emotionally scarred.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

My grandfather used to eat vidalia onions like apples. They’re pretty sweet & mild.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do you happen to work at a mid-sized paper company?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I had a surly paternal grandmother who seemed to revel in making the lives of children miserable.

When I was about four years old, I asked for a snack, and she gave me a raw onion.

I sat at the kitchen table and ate the entire fucking thing like it was the sweetest piece of fruit known to history, staring her in the eye the whole time.

If I had been just a little bit older and thought of it, I would've asked her for another one.

She died when I was seven. My reaction to this, as she lived in Washington State, was, "Does that mean we get to see Mount Saint Helens?" as the volcano had gone off just a couple weeks prior.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I once knew a guy who peeled and ate a full garlic like one would do with an orange or mandarin, while walking and talking casually.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] drcobaltjedi 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There are actually onions that you can do that with. I think the soil where those are grown is low on sulfer or something so the onion cant make the chemical responsible for making your eyes water.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Allium family also make the world nicer, even those for the kitchen have nice flowers if planted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy, that’s so pretty! Would love to have some in my garden.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There are several webs of ornamental allium which show how to plant and care for them, the different species, etc.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (15 children)

When someone says they hate onions you know they are the most boring person ever.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Some people have intolerances to onions, and I feel so, so sorry for them. I can't think of many meals where onions don't improve the flavour.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's hard. I still eat garlic on occasion, even though it makes me sick. Luckily, I've always had a bad reaction with an onion, so my body rejects the flavor too

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I like the taste of onions, but I hate the structure of them cooked. EDIT: and yeah, I am pretty boring.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Dice or mince them as fine as possible. They will just fade into nothing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Nothing but flavor 😎

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Me too. Gives you the farts and they taste like copper. My mum used to put it in everything and i always disliked it. Since cook at home i never use them in and never will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Did you know some people are allergic to onions? Very sad.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I don't mind the flavor, but the texture mixes well with absolutely nothing.

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (10 replies)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (5 children)

My mother does not like onions.

I am glad I did not inherit that horrific genetic abnormality.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My gf does not like the texture of onions.

The taste is fine with her, so I think I'm gonna have to get used to cooking for her with minced onions...

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

I just tied them to my belt, which was the custom at the time.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Onions, garlic, other onions, other other onions

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Heh! The pointy ones are shallots. I agree that Chinese chives or European Leeks or something equally different would have better rounded out the set.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (6 children)

There used to be an garlic restaurant near my old house and basically EVERYTHING was garlic based. It was heaven.

Guess what. They had garlic ice cream and it was DELICIOUS. Nothing like I thought it would be. It was light and sort of fruity and sweet.

Goddamit I miss that place.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I first started to cook for myself, I ignored using onions and garlic because I didn't think they would make that big a difference 🤡

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Their foil is pretty good at keeping stuff fresh too (as well as making good anti-mind-control hats)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Sucks to have IBS, it's hard to avoid alliums...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Me too, and I just suffer for it haha.

I know it’s stupid, but I just can’t give up good food. My stomach will hurt so bad it feels like I have back problems or something and I’m still not eating spaghetti without my garlic bread.

I don’t eat the good stuff constantly, most of my meals are bland. When I get a chance though I don’t pass on it.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's this "almost", please?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I would certainly not enjoy garlic in my chocolate cake

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am very sad I can't eat these anymore due to IBS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I was this way for years. I eventually recovered a lot and slowly weened back onto them. Good luck and take care.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

You include shallots, but not spring onions? I feel offended.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Even my tears taste better with them!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It's fine as long as you're not a robot made out of aluminum or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Why 3 onions though? Why no chives?

load more comments
view more: next ›