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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

Because the pop culture references confuse people.

They didn’t ban punny things outright, but asked they be broadly understandable

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our own state? Prime example that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”

Bro needs to look up the meaning of the word discourage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

God forbid Federal Highway Administration or the Department of Transportation actually work on removing distractions along highways....

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile we still have whatever the hell this is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Never read The Great Gatsby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe is missing a second part, like "Jesus is watching you" or maybe "Patrick is watching you and he doesn't like what he sees".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Discourage means: Make guidelines to follow for humourous messages, like "don't make a reference too specific for everyone to get"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was more like "don't distract drivers on the highway"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah exactly. Who would have thought that the guidelines would advise that? Inconceivable! 😅

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I can be a "14 year old deep thinker" for a moment, I truly believe that society would be thriving if we got rid of all the uncool people, but in order to create it you'd have to become pretty uncool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes we have to sacrifice ourselves for the greater good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The public is in danger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Now get rid of billboards.