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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It looks so good. This is a very big compliment, it comes from a Domino's pizza enjoyer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My last Domino's order was an hour late, the boxes were soaked through with grease, and the receipt was on top of the cheese of one of the pizzas. Domino's never even responded to my calls or emails to try to make it better, so they are on a Never Again list. I'll still be talking about that order when my preserved brain is on its deathbed in 2359.

I've had good Domino's before, though, I think I just live near a shit store. If you live next to a good one then I'll happily take the compliment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sometimes dominoes is a hit or miss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Several years ago they realized their pizza was garbage, and they flipped and started properly seasoning things. It was pretty good, then they realized that was expensive and started cutting back and it's returned to its old, bland, ways.

But for a brief, shining moment, Domino's was eatable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That just means your bar is really low. How's that a compliment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

A compliment can come from anyone,it really does look great. The "big compliment" is just a joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did you make the cheese yourself?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not this time, also didn't grow the wheat or tomatoes :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Did you first invent the universe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie...ugh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they'd match. Never again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory... They're bombs"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that your wife or girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lol that's not creepy at all...

They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You’re a lucky person BongRipsMcGee42069.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry, no. I'll try better next time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I came here for this, and I appreciate you.

Edit: I'm not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Probably yes, a universe for the yeast aka pizza dough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Making the cheese is easy though, and the texture and flavor are sssoooo much better. Too much whey gets squeezed out in packaged mozzarellas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I've made paneer before for Indian dishes but never thought to make mozzarella. I'll look into it! It seemed like some pretty great mozzarella from what little I know, but I might as well try my hand at making my own.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can milk anything with nipples.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

…You doing anything tonight?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The sauce was my favorite part! We wrapped some bread slices around the leftover mozzarella and dipped them, it was great. It was really easy, too, just puree an entire can of tomatoes, roast some garlic in oil, then move the puree in with the garlic once it's golden. Add basil, sugar, and a little salt, and just let it reduce down to about 3/4 of a cup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Saaave me a slice!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you part-cook the pizza? I’ve made a few pizzas in my home oven and one thing that really helped was part-cooking the dough without topings for a few minutes, adding the toppings and putting the pizza back on the stone in the oven. It helped a lot with color and making sure the dough was cooked fully. Yours looks great though, I bet it was tasty!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't have any problems with that this time, but I also don't think I did the dough right. It didn't rise as much as I was expecting so it turned out more like a thin crust, which was still really good. But if I get the dough right next time maybe I'll try parbaking it. Thanks for the idea and comment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pizza ovens can get up to 1000F, which is where pizza should be baked. If you’re doing this in your oven, you gotta get that thing up as high as possible. I use a nerdchef cast iron “stone” in my oven, and the thing says to preheat at 500F for 45 minutes. Your dough may have been fine but maybe your stone or oven wasn’t ready to “light a fire under its ass”. Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Thanks, dipshit! I used to a stone with a layer of parchment paper because I already messed up the other side and didn't feel like buying a new stone. Kept it nice and tidy. But yeah, I preheated for 45 minutes at 500, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That looks delicious!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How was the pizza base? I sometimes get a soggy base when I make pizza. Did you use a pizza stone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It turned out great! Just a packet of yeast, 1.25 cups of flour, .75 cups of water, and some salt. Kneaded for 8 minutes, left to rise for an hour, and that's it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

A pizza stone can definitely help. You might also prebake the crust for a few minutes before adding sauce+toppings, it can help with soggy bottoms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy snap OP that looks fucking DELICIOUS!

I'm mad jealous of your skills!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thank you! I just made sure to get all the right ingredients and follow instructions, I'm sure you could do it, too!