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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Consider the ingredients to each component and tell me how this is different than a cookie. I'll wait.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Damn, you're right. It's basically a whole plate full of cookie dough. However, most likely without eggs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's wetter and denser. Don't know if that's enough to make it bad, but the wetness could give it a weird texture for the flavor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Consider the ingredients of your partner and tell me why you are offended that I replaced them with an angry honey badger in your bed last night. I'll wait.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it's awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I prefer a running shower but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I will too, crying in a foetal heap, mourning over culinary mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

More like sweating with pleasure, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It won't be awful, though. Pasta desserts are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Both are Italian, Ill allow it!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Indeed, it's a fine Italian meal

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Plot twist: it's not noodles, it's gagh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yeah but it's not alive anymore so what's the point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ngl gagh and Nutella sounds fire.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

You say that now but one day the gods will smite you in anger

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

615 videos of food crimes. Holy shit, somebody stop this madman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No >:(

He's innocent, your honor!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nutella ruins anything it touches, like a BP oil spill

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Controversial but I'm here for you. Too much hazelnut not enough chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

that's kind of the point of hazelnut spread.

While I could eat Nutella out of the jar with a spoon like a true degenerate, if you can find chocolate honey it is 1000% better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I tried this icecram topping sauce on chips yesterday. It was horrible. But now I know for sure

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.....ooooooooooooooooooooooo...ooooooooooooooooo..ooo..oo.o.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Feels this could work actually

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's just carbs and a sweet sauce.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Good god man. You are talking about universal Armageddon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So you have chosen death...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

all things are lawful for me, but not all things edify.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

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