I mean... Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Like immediately or a few minutes later? Because you might have some serious issues with your heart or arteries if you just straight orgasm to sleep.
Straight orgasm to sleep sounds like a really shitty superpower.
Unless you hate cuddling.
It's not instant, but I definitely get very sleepy after orgasm a lot of the time. Like, out within 1-2min max. But I can also fall asleep basically anywhere at any time if I want to. I think it's just a family trait, because both of my parents can do it, and I've been checked for apnea, narcolepsy, etc. Some people can just fall asleep quickly
not to mention cleaning up
ASMR meat slapping sounds.
Grapefruit technique, 10h
With silent relaxing music in the background.
I fall asleep to horror stories
The other day I dreamt I worked in a human meat shop selling to pigs. Scooped it up with a ladle, rolled it in paper, weighed it, threw it in a bag, "tHaanK yOu".
They payed really good and I never had a complaint, I was super bummed out to wake up.
Yup, I don't get nightmares anymore, only "nightmares". Gore dripping from the ceiling, fires and poisons fill the air, and maybe my innards are now public decorations. The darkness soothes me.
IRL I'd freak the fuck out, but in Dreamland, it's just another beautiful day.
People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.
One of the rare things my wife and I weren't fully compatible on, she's like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds...
I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they're flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.
I'll check them out! My buds definitely fall off during the night and I don't usually have soreness (because they fall out) but sometimes I'll wake up all tangled in the cables lol.
Definitely go for the Bluetooth ones. They've got a new wireless charging model as well but I haven't tried that out yet.
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Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D
Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural
I just read a book and decide that that's it I'll go to sleep and close my eyes.
Before or after you drop a book on your face?
For me it's usually "after".
I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35ยฐ so it's more comfortable. So far it's the best setup I've had.
I did for a while as part of a D/S relationship once
D/S?
Nintendo chat that got discontinued because creeps
Domino/Subscription
Dom/Sub
Dom/Sub
I presumed, but wasn't sure.
I sometimes wonder how many people out there have kinks like this. Like you pass people on the street and wonder... what are their innermost weird kinky desires... IDK, why, but I often wonders this.
Enough. Trust me. There's a kink I'm specifically into where people have added a thing to their wardrobe to show they're into this kink. Not something accidentally attributed to something else either. I've had a bunch of people notice it in my wardrobe and I've noticed it in others. Incredibly common when I never would have thought so.
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Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean? And how do you apply that to a meme?
The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I've seen). Though you can add text to mean something.
I mean ... like that?
People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures ๐
I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I'd have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn't fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead
That's some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.
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