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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Almost as delicious as the traditional swedish sandwich cake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, that’s next level

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You can make one yourself following this guide

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that's the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The 70's called, they want their nightmare food back.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Would try. I've made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ew i dont like olives

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Horrible. It's fucking raw!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn't be safe to consume cold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah. That's why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The yellow stuff is definitely Easy Cheese. The can is in the background on the right.

For the non Americans

The “icing” I have no idea. At first I thought it was mashed potatoes, but on closer inspection it does seem like it might be ranch dressing.

Part of me wants to be disgusted by this… part of me wants to make it so I can try it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I’d probably eat it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's always a party when wieners are involved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In my experience cooking it makes it worse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Cooking it is not the objective.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting

woah