this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 150 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

brooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[–] bloopernova 31 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 104 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Really? What line of work are you in, if you don't mind me asking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I am in the electricity business. ⚡️⚡️

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.

[–] pythonoob 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck around and found out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

All. Hopefully all.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Relationship natural selection

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Andrew Taint

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

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