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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

brooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[–] bloopernova 31 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? What line of work are you in, if you don't mind me asking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am in the electricity business. ⚡️⚡️

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.

[–] pythonoob 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck around and found out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

All. Hopefully all.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Relationship natural selection

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Andrew Taint

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

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