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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For a prostate exam?

[–] kogasa 1 points 8 months ago

You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Dr, she does a good job. Just a few seconds, done. What's the big deal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

All her fingers...gulp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

All 10 of them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.