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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.