this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Like when you eat too much?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I wish I could tag people like on RES so I would remember to remind you about this every time I see you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Welcome to shitposting lmao

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why would you go with that brand when there's Jack Links?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not everyone can afford luxury when they've got heavy monthly flow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

That's to tame. I want that spicy hot jalapeno meat curtain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oberto is beefy luxury. Soft and absorbent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah... Maybe if you remove the silica packet...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It wasn't as salty

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog's mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn't steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we'd hear "Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!" and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it's a lot more common than you'd think. My mom's dog is like that as well. Been quite a few embarrassing times unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It sucks because it's horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can't just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I also need a therapist after reading that ... and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

This is horrifying. As a woman, I am laughing my ass off, full score!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.

Thank fuck for testosterone!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Putting some flavor on those meat curtains

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I love how many down arrows the shitposts get. Like all those people dont understand what a shitpost is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Quality shitpost

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's basically what it looks like after a heavy night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Jesus ... this freaking post ... and these comments

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I've laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Would be a pretty iron flavored jerky. I guess it would be juicy though, and feeling that juice flowing through your mouth would make up for it.