myster0n

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe she meant "I agree, but don't post that where EVERYONE can read it!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Libbed up? Or lubed up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than "Can somebody stop that alarm?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Do they have to be mine?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Unfortunately not everyone can get it. It shows me this :

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did Trump at least thank them for the music?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aw, you shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

You're not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we'd have to include meteor showers to "the elements"

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