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[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Spending too much on therapy currently

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Boomers are buying diamonds - why?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because they were brainwashed into believing they're somehow valuable and a good investment that retains its value, despite them actually being neither of those.

[–] Awkwardparticle 5 points 10 months ago

It's funny because once the diamond is on the ring and sold it becomes worthless, the metal in the ring may be worth more than the stones after it leaves the store. I had thousands of dollars worth of diamond jewelry and could barely get a few hundred for it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn't at all interested in shiny rocks. I'm not a fucking bird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I love shiny rocks. But diamonds are boring.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I am so anti-diamond that if a partner insisted on a diamond ring, I would have to think very hard about the whole relationship. Especially because it's one of the less interesting stones, even ignoring all the scam and ethical issues.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same. My partner and I are engaged but there's never going to be a diamond in the picture. If they had found the diamond ritual important, we wouldn't be too compatible.

I also cannot deal with rings in general due to sensory issues.

We do want to find some kind of wearable, interesting symbol though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Ooohhh have you about buying a band and wearing it on a chain around your neck instead? I know people who work with machinery do that to avoid their rings getting caught on the equipment.

I've always thought it was kind of sweet because now your ring hangs close to your heart everyday!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Same. I like the whole engagement ring ritual but I’ll be damned if our marriage is going to hinge on my “proving my love” with some overpriced trinket that costs a couple months’ salary and loses 95% of its value when it leaves the store. If that’s what it takes for us to get married it’s not the type of relationship I want in my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

oxidized titanium rings are better in literally every single way

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

millennials aren't buying a rare earth gem that has its price and value artificially increased for maximum profits*

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

My wife wanted amethyst because "everyone gets a diamond ring. And it's purple!" It was also very cost effective.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Also...they're less likely to be morons who live their lives based on television commercials made by con artists

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have they tried marketing discolored green ones as "Avocado Diamonds"?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Because diamonds are dumb as fuck

-Gen Z

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I mean what does the diamond do besides just sit there and be pretty?

For the same money, I can buy a model train

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They can cut glass very easily. But they can make artificial diamond good enough for that in a factory.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Think it’d rather take the artificial diamond cutters

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

They can also make artificial diamonds that are good enough for jewelry, the perception that lab made diamond is different/worse than diamonds pulled from the ground is just propaganda to keep the artificial scarcity

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

For the same reason I only put $10 of fuel in at a time .. I'M BROKE BITCH!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

$7 Today. The price was down to 2.58/gallon though. Win

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sure, but if you only put in $9 of fuel in that tank and saved that $1 for a diamond, you could get her that diamond ring in 50... 80 years tops!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

If any of you want diamond jewelry, be it rings or necklaces or whatever, look up synthetic diamonds. Far cheaper and result is often the same if not better, as its made in controlled environment and perfect conditions it offers.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Synthetic diamonds are practically perfect. So perfect that "real diamond" marketers have pivoted to say that the best diamonds have imperfect, like people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have one and it's exquisite. My husband had originally proposed with a dull, heart-shaped blood-diamond that cost him about 10k. I think he could tell that I didn't like it, and told me it could be returned.

I felt bad for not liking the first, but worse about the thought of some poor lil kid digging it up in Africa. We found a synthetic diamond that is PERFECT and glitters like crazy. I'm extremely happy with my synthetic diamond ring. It's the prettiest piece of jewelry that I've ever owned. Highly recommended

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I agree diamonds are dumb and overpriced when you can get a better result from moissanite or lab grown.

That said, I’m curious why you assume it’s a blood diamond? Conflict diamonds only account for ~5% of all diamonds in the trade. Russia and Canada combined account for >50% of all rough diamonds in the industry.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly, because diamonds are just cliché, over priced and over made meaning that don't have a real high value and all the other gemstones have gone so unloved over the years. I mean, as a 28 year old man I fucking love my emerald earrings. Ruby ones as well for that matter. Fuck diamonds my dudes puts some color in the bling.

I am wearing opal right now. Diamond are just kind of meh.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Not falling for Debeers ads anymore probably.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I worked in diamond exploration for years. We joked that we were turning diesel into diamonds -- just not through compression. Seriously kids, buy a lab diamond if you want one.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also they're expensive as fuck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Yeah, well maybe if you stopped eating avocado toast, you could afford that expensive as fuck diamond!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

maybe they know about blood diamonds and don't care about shiny things that serve no purpose.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget to answer every question on the application.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

See the resume attached.

See the resume attached.

See the resume attached.

See the resume attached.

See the fucking resume attached.

Aaaaand I didn't get the job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember applying online for work study jobs as a freshman. Every single application required me to provide three references, but I could only give two (maybe that sounds weird, but just take my word for it lol). I ended up just filling the third with N/As, except they had to fit the input requirements so it was weird stuff like "[email protected]". I put a note in the comments at the end to explain it, but I only heard back from two of the dozens of positions I applied for, and I couldn't help but think that was a reason. But idk, what else was I supposed to do? ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

It all worked out tho, and I absolutely love the job I have now. And thank fuck, I'll have no shortage of references next time. Thanks for reading if you got this far lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Other gemstones are not getting enough love. I would love to have a cool topaz ring.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife's is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel's ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The LinkedIn will continue until a resume standard is accepted.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Because inflation is up and minimum wage has barely changed fir better or worse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It's a boring stone that is basically just very hard to scratch and it's other thing is being expensive. It is basically the most unimaginative gem you can buy. It's not even really rare

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cuz why would I buy an allotropic modification of carbon, it's all around me. Hell, I'm made from it.

Investing in gold on the other hand... yeah, that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even if you got money for jewelry why pick the boring pointy piece of glass? There are gems and materials so much cooler than diamonds. My personal favourite is jade.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Classic, you can tell because the people in it look like 2013 hipsters

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