this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The leaves of the shrub Catha Edulis.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pretty lame compared to the sex tent

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

But a mild improvement over the asstrolabia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cum piss in the sex tent amirite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In practice, the sextant goes on top

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, let's write that on anal bum cover.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Come, pass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And many years later it has served as an excuse for what I insist are mistypes on my browser history.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Just trying to find that perfect cum piss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago