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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I always assumed that eating Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg was like a holiday dinner. Most of the time you just grab what's easy and cheap, but a few times a year you go out of your way for something special. You put some planning into it to get it just right.

Also it really depends on if these horrible people are actually just mortal sleepers, or if they're like horrible monsters themselves. I did that to my players once - they caught up with Ditch McBonnel and discovered that he was Not Human.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's plenty of cops. Who doesn't like bacon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Just go to the courthouse and then you'll be in the buffet of most of the horrible people: criminals, lawyers, judges, cops, rich people suing each other etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The funniest part is the inmates wouldn't even be on my list most of the time

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just hangout around state and national capitals. Being around politicians would be a target rich environment. Visit the world, eat their corrupt politicians.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

People care when all the politicians suffer from anemia/ die of being a Billy No-Blood :/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It would not be that hard as long as you live in the right area. I mean your superhuman right? we are talking vampire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

We are indeed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Right, just check news for people who got off on crime in your area. Not hard at all to find criminals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hunt them? There's plenty of "bad" people at Capitol hill, the "rich" parts of towns, silicon valley, NYC, ... Just no Mar E lago, that'll be some serious indigestion and diarrhea.

If you are a monster, would that somehow give you some sort of special abilities too? Maybe flight, shape-shifting, longer lifespan/pseudo-Immortality?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You do get that, but then you have to deal with rich people security and attention. That'd be a game of how many missing politicians/donors can you get away with?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This has some serious Sphynx from Subnormality energy to it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could go to war zones, cartel turf battles, stuff like that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just become a prison guard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well, valid question how many deserve to die (which is also true in other circumstances) but practical issue is people would notice all these prisoners disappearing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

see this is why I only murder the terrible folks ruining the world when I have superpowers, not just like, being a werewolf or vampire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

All people look bad, after you have become a superior being... (or rather they look tasty, oh uh, I mean, I would guess, answering from a friend, yeah:-P)

[–] JoShmoe 2 points 11 months ago

Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.