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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The North Sea has 4.2, due to unfriendly crabs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Oh, I'd have assumed it was because my country is floating in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The Pacific has 3.5 due to the garbage patch

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Who the fuck left a bad review on the Atlantic Ocean?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The game is so buggy the ground is blue, and you’ll clip through it and take DoT.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nah if you fall into the water, you'll fall until you clip through the sea floor and then keep falling in the void. And then, when you hit the bottom of the skybox, you get teleported back to the last place you were on land

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Passengers on the OceanGate submersible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They had the batteries for a negative rating but not to control the sub?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not saying I'm afraid, but it is not only unfathomable vast but a seemingly endless dark void for you to drown in. Also full of plastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Who fucking salted this thing? Literally undrinkable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Someone that got there cruise cancelled because of rough seas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Reviews aren't verified, it says right there. No way have that many people been there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

More trees than I would have expected.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Cigs, @UsingCigarettes

the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews

[A low-resolution screenshot of Google maps. The map is zoomed out to show the globe, and in the search box "Atlantic Ocean" is shown. A large 3.9 is shown under the "Review summary" section.]