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[–] [email protected] 251 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, they were roommates.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I still can't fathom how that one vine got universally accepted as code for lesbians.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Well, gay couples that don't necessarily advertise it, not just lesbians.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

The best of friends.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Step* roommates

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[–] [email protected] 200 points 11 months ago (5 children)

#WirelessApplicationProtocol

[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It genuinely stresses me out that I can't refer to any of the wireless access points I'm responsible for as WAPs anymore. Damn you Cardi B.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I still do and don't give a damn. If i'm talking about network modifications and you think im referring to pussy that's a you problem and i have no part in it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

I call my WAPs wet ass pussies to a degree where I'm worried I'll accidentally do it in front of a customer some time lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just refer to them as AP, as the wireless aspect is implied; A wired AP is called a switch.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

#WebAssProxy

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember this and my back hurts

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (6 children)

My first mobile phone was a Nokia 3330, a 3310 with WAP, and a pinball game, my parents were not happy with me when I figured out to browse the web on my phone...

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[–] [email protected] 144 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No, definitely a loving symbol.

PS: I had to explain the tattoo to my cute innocent girlfriend. I think something died inside of her (not me).

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Cute innocent girls are nice

Don't let her go through the rabbit hole :D

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Too late, now there's a rabbit in her hole

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Arcaeologisis: They were close friends. Roomates.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God they were roommates.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The #wap makes it funnier.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What's the author think it stands for?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the nature of them posting an adult's arm with this tattoo, they know exactly that it stands for and put it in there for additional laughs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

If it was a real post, that person is obviously trolling.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago

Worship and prayers

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 106 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With such biceps, this “little girl” needs no protection from a Satan.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Aww, they’re scissor sisters now!

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's funny that Satan is living rent free in this person's brain...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Literal mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The hashtag is appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh thaaaaat's what she was trying to say.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

#worried ass parent

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This also looks like an adults arm, making this parent even more stupid.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (4 children)

A clue is that it's covered in tattoos, yes

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Definitely satanic. It’s a camouflaged Square & Compass. Your girl and her bestie have joined the Freemasons!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is her best friend Sappho?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Is it even possible to trace this back to the person who originally got that tattoo and the person who originally wrote those words, both probably never even knew each other, you know how the internet propagates and twists things

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Everybody loves The Acclaimed

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have an aunt who to this day lives together with her best friend.

50 years and counting.

We have regular family gatherings with me 300+ head extended family (1 weekend per year and 2 gathering afternoons per year) and we have over 20 gay couples in the mix.

LGBTQ+ acceptance is universal in my family.

They still are in the closet and saying they are just friends.

Friends that sleep in a single bed hotel room and smooch when people aren't watching.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, they gay... but who cares, right 🤷.

I have a male friend that has a best friend and they're "really close" and both of them are kinda gayish... but to this day (this has been going on for well over a decade now) they say they're just friends. No one's seen them kissing or anything, but they do share hotel rooms, beds, whatever. They even live in the same building (one of them moved to be closer to the other one).

Oh, and none of them has had a gf since they've met each other. I know my friend has had gfs before, but as to his friend, IDK, he says he has had gfs.

Just remembered another thing, my friend was really secretive when introducing his new "friend" to us... had no idea why he was like that at the time.

It's all good, I don't judge, they wanna play sharades, that's fine by me. I don't ask, they don't tell 🤷.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We care that history has made it so that they for themselves can't be open about who they are while it's overly obvious our whole family doesn't care and is accepting.

The damage the severe repression of LGBTQ+ in society has done, that still lingers in people strong enough that they can't be who they are while nobody around them would see anything wrong with them being out.

How sad that is is what we care about.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I think those two are a bit more than "best friends"

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