Colonel_Panic_

Things were going great for me too. I was looking forward to heaven. I mean, sure, I'd lied, cheated, had bad thoughts, murdered a few people here and there, had wild sex with everyone, you know, the usual, but it was all good, still goin to heaven. But fuck me, I put the cereal in the refrigerator yesterday and now I'm doomed to spend eternity in hell. I was THIS close.

I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn't want Joseph to know.

As soon as politics keeps it's damn hands off our bodies and lives we will.

I've left Firefox twice now and come back. It's still far less shitty than the other main options.

Do we REALLY want zombie Reagan and hundreds of others like that running around again? I dunno about you guys, but I'm so tired of living through Interesting Times ™️ and Unprecedented Events ™️. A zombie apocalypse where they don't eat our brains, but just fuck up the economy even more doesn't sound fun.

We do not speak of that one. It was a dark time, a chaotic time. Do not utter that name so casually. Many know not of which we speak. May their souls never experience the curse of that knowledge.

It really does have "No fair! I had it first!" energy.

Hahahaha. "processing". Mmmmhhhmmm. Yep. We have all processed and dealt with the trauma of losing millions of people including friends and family and half of our country actively denying it and gaslighting us. And we've also had therapy and really healed from having the curtain of capitalism yanked back and seeing the reality and then just going "back to normal" and pretending everything is fine and we definitely aren't ignoring the exploding inflation & housing cost & food cost, stagnant pay, while watching a belligerent narcissistic racist sexist conman felon still be close in the polls for president despite using a global pandemic to cash in some gains at the cost of our lives, attempting a coup and countless other horrific activities. And the planet is on fire and we could stop it, but a few people REALLY want to get a 7th yacht and go to space for fun so we're gonna do that instead. And that's fine. Did I mention we're all being exploited for our labor and getting less than enough to live on in return? And AI is about to fuck up all our shit because we aren't prepared. And it could be amazing and do a million tedious tasks people do and let us all have more free time, nah let's let corporations exploit that too and throw us under the bus as they speed by with all the benefits we made for them. And did I mention we are still arguing over the conman felon narcissistic loser that swindled our entire country to benefit himself and his buddies and got millions killed and whether or not we want him in charge again, or the person that has a plan and wants to make things better for us all. Not sure, still undecided. Oh, and today is 9-11, the day our whole country mourned the loss of ~3000 people in a tragic event and 20 years later we were losing that many and more daily to a virus, but it was "just a hoax", now get back to work! We need to break our record profits this quarter for the shareholders!

Yeah, were fine. We've processed. We're all good here. A OK. 👌

I'm sure it's fine.

Blessed be the flying spaghetti monster in who's saucy embrace we trust!

Nel tuo nome preghiamo, amen. 🙏

Purrasic Park 4

Ohhhhhh! I didn't realize the clitoris was in the esophagus. I feel like such an idiot because I've been looking around the vulva this whole time.