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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Two very pissed off cats.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I've clipped into a pool table.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I am in my cat's litter box

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would assume Iโ€™m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I guess Iโ€™ll be sitting on the ground now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I fall off the couch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Iโ€™m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

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