I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall
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Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.
Two very pissed off cats.
i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in
I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.
I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.
I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles
I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(
My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.
I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.
I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.
A painful and likely explosive death
I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way
I am impaled by the edge of the couch.
sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch
I'm dead.
I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.
Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one
I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.
I've clipped into a pool table.
I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!
I am in my cat's litter box
I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.
That seems highly unsafe.
Wall.
minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.
I would assume Iโm dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.
I guess Iโll be sitting on the ground now.
I fall off the couch.
I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.
Finally, I'm inside my wife.
I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.
Iโm now peeing on the floor in the hallway
It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.