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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time.
The last 10% of the task takes the other 90% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which is why you switch the project team after 90% so you can get to 99% completion in 50% of the time. Now that's thinking like a Project Manager.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I try to remember to always under promise expectations. Even after all these years I keep forgetting that a simple change is never really that simple and has lots of overhead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Scotty had it right. Always multiply your estimates by four.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That works until you are dictated a date you never agreed to. Going thru a little PTSD moment right now lol.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

It’s crazy that they got these images from my lunch today.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been working on a single bug for nearly 3 weeks. I think my "I'm getting closer to understanding this" is starting to lose credibility with my team.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Just do what my colleagues do, ignore it completely.

Pros: Very time and resource efficient. Little documentation needed.

Cons: Doesn't solve the problem.

[–] normalmighty 20 points 1 year ago

I feel attacked.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

How can you be a complete stranger and still hurt me so personally?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This truly hurts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a pessimistic (i.e. often times realistic) dev, I can tell you, management does not want to hear that either...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. I tell them the long estimate and they push me toward the optimistic estimate. And then it ends up being what I said before. Or 3x that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

“I should have a PR up today sometime”…repeats that phrase in the morning huddle 4 days in a row.

[–] computertoucher5000 10 points 1 year ago

What you said: "It's almost done"

What the PM heard: "It's done"

What the business tells its clients: "It's deployed and already servicing customers"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ffrom a dev perspective it's also often "Yep that would take three days if we worked on it". Two years later - no progress.

There's a difference between an estimate and a promise to deliver.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm ded. Although my big trick lately is just adding 3x to whatever I think, and it works pretty well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Screenshot depicting my stand up exactly 3 days ago

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