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Because their xities start with "Tel" likr tel aviv and i jate israel and their shit citirs

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A tel or tell is a hill or mound created when a human city or town exists in the same place for centuries or millenia. It is formed from trash, rubble, old buildings, and accumulated detritus. Over long periods of time so much crap accumulates that an actual hill forms. As old buildings are replaced they are built on top of the previous generation of buildings, and so forth. Eventually a noticeable tel forms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tell_(archaeology)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

: )

Alternately; Landfill Aviv

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This is neat. Wish I could see the mutant cockroach cities built on the microplastic tells near my city in the future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah but israel suxks and the telvanni are racists so they're basically elf israelis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We will appropriate and decolonize their cool mushroom houses though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Least based saxhleel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

also the slavery, don't forget about the slavery

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're like ancaps but they're usually small scale at least. A few towers on small islands where maybe like a few hundred people at most are oppressed. House Dres is huge and slavery is their primary thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah but dres isnt on vvardenfell so w/e

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

the house of libertarian-approaching

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the little settlements, the baby-citirs.