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Because their xities start with "Tel" likr tel aviv and i jate israel and their shit citirs

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A tel or tell is a hill or mound created when a human city or town exists in the same place for centuries or millenia. It is formed from trash, rubble, old buildings, and accumulated detritus. Over long periods of time so much crap accumulates that an actual hill forms. As old buildings are replaced they are built on top of the previous generation of buildings, and so forth. Eventually a noticeable tel forms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tell_(archaeology)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

: )

Alternately; Landfill Aviv

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is neat. Wish I could see the mutant cockroach cities built on the microplastic tells near my city in the future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah but israel suxks and the telvanni are racists so they're basically elf israelis

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We will appropriate and decolonize their cool mushroom houses though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Least based saxhleel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

also the slavery, don't forget about the slavery

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're like ancaps but they're usually small scale at least. A few towers on small islands where maybe like a few hundred people at most are oppressed. House Dres is huge and slavery is their primary thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah but dres isnt on vvardenfell so w/e

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the house of libertarian-approaching

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the little settlements, the baby-citirs.