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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Meanwhile, human feet.

Humans evolved to walk on Earth

Human feet curved

Round Earth confirmed

Checkmate, flat-earthers!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need to publish these findings.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need to thoroughly confirm with more feet pics though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alright but I have to warn you those are bunions not toes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Evidence that proves me wrong isn’t valid. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Hold on!

Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it's actually perfectly straight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ahh parralax

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No thats actually from wind resistence.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some of my friends (people I just know actually) have flat feet = flat earth confirmed.

I, myself, happen to have a decent arch (not Linux) on my feetsies, it sure feels like I'm always walking uphill.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh trust me, it would feel significantly more uphill if your arch was the Linux kind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's why I prefer the, not need to be said but say it anyway, more stable Debian as a solid foundation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Runs fast, but isn't very stable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro tumbleweeds while walking LMAO

[–] boomzilla 3 points 1 year ago

SUSE CEO is a round-earther confirmed!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually it's curved the other way. We're just a giant halo ring confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My running shoes are like this. They must know something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

we're living inside a hollow ball, stars are the cities in daylight on the other side

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your shoes are like the top one only because you have small feet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For whoever finds it offensive, it means compared to earth!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm concavejohnson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Skateboards, duh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our feet has arches to compensate for the earth's curvature. It's the global flat earth cabal together with big shoe to sell us the lie to fund big shoe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

our feet are like that (or, they're supposed to be). and shoes are made of flexible material, precisely so that they will flex to the curvature of the earth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then how do you explain this? Checkmate, anyone who doesn't see the halo 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The world is concave. Even the "flat shoe" confirms it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Something something manifold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can someone do the math on what the circumference of the earth is?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's 40000km If you do the math it works out that the drop is about 6nanometers per foot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So we are always walking downhill. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you're walking east.

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[–] odium 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I did some quick math and I found that it's at least 120 inches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That seems high.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] odium 3 points 1 year ago

Here's my methodology. I took my tape measure and laid it flat on the ground in a straight line. My tape measure only goes till 120 inches and it didn't go around the world. So I concluded that the Earth must be longer than that.

Lmk if you spot any errors in my calculations.

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