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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago

I feel like there's a certain irony in someone who grew up poor, likely eating the cheapest tomato sauce available, selling $13 jars of tomato sauce to the very place he grew up in

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So then you are really just paying for the label?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Of course, just like most branded goods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's gotta make up for all the money he lost on NFTs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's vomit on his NFTs already.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I haven’t watched cable in years. I was at a hotel once flipping through the channels and I came across the Vh1 music awards. Eminem and some other dude did a while music video showcasing board apes. It was super cringe. It’s one thing to sell out. I expect every celebrity to leverage their name for a little money. It’s a completely different story to try and promote a failed pyramid scheme.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do I feel like this would just be a jar of unseasoned tomato paste with some cigarette ash mixed in?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

...you don't like extra cancer spice in your sauce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And some crushed vicodin sprinkled on the top

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

More likely to just be Ragu... With some cigarette ash mixed in.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

This has been quite an exciting past few years in pasta

Well then. Neat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love this! I wonder what all the fuss is about. I'll have to try some.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Well, if it sold out within hours, I doubt anyone bought it for the taste...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine going up to Eminem and saying, "I had Yo Mama's spaghetti!" Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have had a jaw afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce is sold in 25-ounce jars for $13 each or two for $25."We developed this sauce, Mom's spaghetti and the Sghetti sandwich," Catallo of Union Joints said. "We started having fun with it and seeing where it will take us ever since."

Sghetti sandwich. Sghetti wrestling? Someone tell James Cameron that we need to raid the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W76D67Xs5l0

Also, I clearly should have become a white rapper so I could sell bullshit for hundreds of times markup to dolts.