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Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours (eu.freep.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine going up to Eminem and saying, "I had Yo Mama's spaghetti!" Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have had a jaw afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door?