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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And during that fuck up your brain isn't even fully developed and the people giving you advice may or may not know know what they're talking about

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Yep, anyways back to paying those student loans

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

But if you fuck it up, you'll always have someone coming back with a 'told you so'.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or someone else can fuck it up for you!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

My life is essentially:

  • Don't have huge financial and career expectations.

  • Be healthy and self-improve.

  • For fucks sake don't get into debt.

  • Do not commit crime.

  • At least try to work for good of society (or just not make things worse I guess).

And that's enough for me, and I recommend at least following first 3 points for good enough life without much stress (and last 2 if you're not an asshole).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well I've got one down

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And even if you play perfectly, you still might be fucked if the other lanes all feed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He's going for the power spike

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yknow, I see two sides of that coin :

  • the one that person thinks about, pursuing a goal that you actually shouldn't have pursued (and that's painful)

But the one I immediately thought as I grew up in public middle school where so many children where doing nothing but fucking around

  • spending your young years doing jackshit and fucking around despite everyone telling you you should be more serious or at least stop annoying the others, then complaining the rest of their life that society is unfair.

Yeah I'm resentful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry. I wish you would have explained it to me.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

WTF is the L?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking an L = taking a loss / losing.

Its slang / an expression.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you for making the internet user-friendly instead of exclusive. You deserve to contribute.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Im guessing you don't like sports? W/L is pretty universal for win/loss and I don't really watch any sports. Taking an L is at least in the US a culturally pervasive expression.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WTF is "fapper"?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf is a "Cleveland Steamer"?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

wtf is "love"?!

baby don't hurt me. don't hurt me. no more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com might help you out with unknown words and phrases

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Being terminally online has to be good for something

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