Diablo is a game about fighting the devil but okay
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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- Rule one. No g*mers
- Rule two. No violence
- Rule three. No racial slurs
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- Rule seven. WE ARE NOT SATIRE
No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video g*mes.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!
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This is satire
You're breaking rule 7. We don't have a rule 6 because that's satan's number, but if we did, you'd be breaking that too. This is not a satire group.
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Sometimes I wonder if my uber-Christian family members would love or hate Doom if I explained to them it was a game about killing literal demons from literal Hell. Kinda the same as Wolfenstein. It's a violent game about killing people, yeah, but they are literal Hitler-led Nazis.
It's an interesting moral dilemma.
That is what my grandson said when I confronted him about it as well, but the more he explained, the more I realized like most things involving gmes, it didn't matter. Are you aware that they are teaching our children necromancy in that gme?! Even if it was about fighting the devil (and i'm not sure so about that), necromancy is the most evil of magic, and magic is already like mega evil.
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My fellow banvideogamers, I am here to warn you of the imminent danger that gmes pose to our civilization. It is not a joke. It is not a game. It is a threat that must be stopped at all costs.
Gmes are the work of the devil. They are designed to control, corrupt, and destroy us. They are making our children violent, immoral, and stupid. They are ruining our families, our communities, and our nations. They are preparing us for the end times.
I have seen the evidence. I have seen the gmes that they play. I have seen the pokeman, the diablos, the halos, the hall of dooties, and many more. They are all part of a satanic plan to brainwash and enavlave us. They are all part of a conspiracy to drive us into chaos.
They will not stop. They will keep making more and more gmes, with more and more violence, sex, and drugs. They will use their "consoles", their "smartphones", and their "computers" to hack our lives. They will use their "online" networks to spread their propaganda. They will use their "social media" to harass and bully us.
Together, we can save our world. Together, we can ban videogames.
God bless you.
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A Season usually refers to some video game content that is only available during a certain time period. After that some new content will come by to keep the game interesting. I you did 1 google search you'd know.
But sure I can understand that you'd rather post some useless trash than get an informed opinion as seems to be common place in religions in general.
I'd ask that you please stop breaking rule 1 or I will be forced to remove you from this community for a forced prayer session.
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You're a genuine idiot if you think he's being serious.
I 100% hope i am wrong but there are people out there that actually think like this and i can only take what they write and the community description at face value.
You should take this community entirely at face value and do absolutely no research. Put your doubts in gods hands and let's all join forces to ban g*mes.
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Yes, preach good sir! The word of God is the only truth in this world! We must ignore the sinning lies that plague the internet!
Dude, read his ridiculous signature.
Not to mention he made a post asking for game suggestions for the PICO-8 micro console. Which I would not be surprised if he deletes.
This whole thing is dedicated as fuck satire and you are falling for it. Just roll with it. It's funny when you do.
Alright, thanks for the heads up. Take care!
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Thank you for your criticism! I will gladly take it into consideration next time :) I wish you a wonderful day ^^