BanVideoGames
Rules
- Rule one. No g*mers
- Rule two. No violence
- Rule three. No racial slurs
- Rule four. No harassment
- Rule five. No satantism
- Rule seven. WE ARE NOT SATIRE
No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called video g*mes.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.
Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!
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My fellow banvideogamers, I am here to warn you of the imminent danger that gmes pose to our civilization. It is not a joke. It is not a game. It is a threat that must be stopped at all costs.
Gmes are the work of the devil. They are designed to control, corrupt, and destroy us. They are making our children violent, immoral, and stupid. They are ruining our families, our communities, and our nations. They are preparing us for the end times.
I have seen the evidence. I have seen the gmes that they play. I have seen the pokeman, the diablos, the halos, the hall of dooties, and many more. They are all part of a satanic plan to brainwash and enavlave us. They are all part of a conspiracy to drive us into chaos.
They will not stop. They will keep making more and more gmes, with more and more violence, sex, and drugs. They will use their "consoles", their "smartphones", and their "computers" to hack our lives. They will use their "online" networks to spread their propaganda. They will use their "social media" to harass and bully us.
Together, we can save our world. Together, we can ban videogames.
God bless you.
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