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No. This is not a satire.

No. We are not trolls.

No. We are not joking.

Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every Christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and degeneration. Disguising itself as entertainment, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.

This evil is called video g*mes.

Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "g*mers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.

Gmers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogmes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while big and multi billionaire corporations fill their pockets, exploiting the pain of families victims of g*mers.

While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the g*mer.

But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!

ANTI G*MERS, RISE UP!

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Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don't more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called "diablos". The newest in the series came out recently and people can't stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.

To make things more concerning, the first "season" of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?

god bless


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[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Season usually refers to some video game content that is only available during a certain time period. After that some new content will come by to keep the game interesting. I you did 1 google search you'd know.

But sure I can understand that you'd rather post some useless trash than get an informed opinion as seems to be common place in religions in general.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd ask that you please stop breaking rule 1 or I will be forced to remove you from this community for a forced prayer session.


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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're a genuine idiot if you think he's being serious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I 100% hope i am wrong but there are people out there that actually think like this and i can only take what they write and the community description at face value.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should take this community entirely at face value and do absolutely no research. Put your doubts in gods hands and let's all join forces to ban g*mes.


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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, preach good sir! The word of God is the only truth in this world! We must ignore the sinning lies that plague the internet!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude, read his ridiculous signature.

Not to mention he made a post asking for game suggestions for the PICO-8 micro console. Which I would not be surprised if he deletes.

This whole thing is dedicated as fuck satire and you are falling for it. Just roll with it. It's funny when you do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, thanks for the heads up. Take care!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your criticism! I will gladly take it into consideration next time :) I wish you a wonderful day ^^