this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It might be more related to “yolo” night and the people going than the outfits they wear. SMH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once was denied entry to a bar because I was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans and apparently that was the outfit of choice for a local gang. Like, really?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So you not know about the gang warfare between the Jets and Sharks? Or the terror that the Tunnel Snakes caused? The hubbub that the T-Birds stirred up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ohh no why blue shirt