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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I told them "Sweetie, it's normal for depressed parents to get up in the middle of the night and eat a huge slice of chocolate cake. Go back to bed. No you can't have any."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

It's bad catching your parents in the act.

It's worse catching one of them in the act.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My back was to the door and we were still covered. 11 yr old daughter opens the door presumably to say goodnight and stands there in the dark. I turned and said, “goodnight!” She just backed out and shut the door. We went on about our business. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep it cool

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP why do you ask? Is this a situation that happened to you?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend, of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine getting caught mid-bdsm session 🫢😬

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Unless you know the safe word, I recommend you walk away."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Told them to go away lol