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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Come on Jerry, you know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be a Marine Biologist!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Serenity now!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The jerk store called.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would never work in the US. The ambulance bill would be 5x higher than the restaurant bill.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Must be one expensive meal to be 1/20th the cost of an American ambulance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$50 vs $1000, rough approximations

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My last ambulance ride was $3,400. After insurance I was still on the hook for 1,700 iirc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ and y'all still live in the US??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The exact ratio depends entirely on the your personal limit for when you see a bill and say "Yup, definitely heart attack worthy"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it was the 20th that really gave him away.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Always quit while you're ahead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the headline, I thought this was twenty fake heart attacks for one meal. That would have been funnier. It’s still pretty funny that he did this at twenty distinct restaurants.

I’m gonna try doing it how I first read it. Omg, heart attack! Wait I’m better. Oh no, it’s happening again! Whew, false alarm. Holy shit, I’m dying! …

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

They didn't buy the first 19 fake heart attacks, but he really sold it the twentieth time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Seafood paella and two whiskeys for only $36.80 USD? I'm fucking moving to Spain

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that's 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?

[–] JackbyDev 3 points 1 year ago

I dub thee "Nicky Desire" after your intense desire for a nickname.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What does this have to do with introversion vs extroversion? It seems completely unrelated.

One could easily be an introvert and be an asshole and take advantage of people this way.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

“And what is the charge? Having a heart attack? A succulent Chinese heart attack?”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"You people are sick, this man is dying!"

-some regular looking guy with a large jaw

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Restaurants hate this one weird trick.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

….I thought shit like this only happened in sitcoms.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All the buffs in the world won’t help if you roll a critical failure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I came here to say that.

The first Palahniuk book I read, before I learn he wrote Fight Club

Lullaby and Survivor came next.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t you be paying more in ambulance bills?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It's in Europe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a Michael Scott bit in The Office.... I'm pretty sure something like that actually happened in The Office.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that's victimless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's going to fake a stroke to get out of the trial