this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, they do make 'em to your specifications. Your subsona, if you were.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I hate and love this equally.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

You’re also eating a piece of art which in 6-8hrs be yet another entirely transformative piece of art

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Furry moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sandwich artists are being put out business by A.I. I ordered a club the other day and received some Midjourney abomination with pickles, rice, and maple syrup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You're contributing to the arts, that's a tax write-off right there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Subway calls them artists so they can justify paying them like artists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"I would like to commission some of your sandwich artwork. On Italian herb and cheese my good sir"

The people working there are going to hate me...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminds me of how Long John Silvers employees used to have naval ranks on their nametags which reflected their position in the store. I always wondered if the CEO wore a tag that said 'fleet admiral.'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fleet admiral sounds like a regional manager to me. It's all about the Full Admiral baby, 4 stars.

Edit: I'm an idiot, a fleet admiral is a 5 star position. I'll leave this up as a monument to my folly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They are artists yet the still ask me what I want them to do with their art. Just make something up dude!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You are hereby recruited to Pawb.social

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

this is the content i’m here for

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