misterundercoat

Warm it up

The boys are waiting

Anime intro at the start of a new season: who tf are all these random new characters?!

Anime intro halfway through the season: Leo pointing meme at all my new favorite characters.

Next episode: Ah shit new intro with more new characters.

Not rich-people crimes like fraud and embezzlement! I just mean poor-people crimes, obviously!

The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.

Leftovers gang checking in. Sometimes it tastes even better the next day.

I just think they're neat

Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the holiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly the son of God, who spends his nights beating sinners to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to betray this person? Good luck.

I had a similar experience, except I said "you're the guy from Big Lebowski!" and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.

When Biden dropped out, I was stuck with all my Biden bumper stickers and giant Biden flags on my truck and huge Biden signs and banners in my yard and all over my house and ... oh wait, no I wasn't because I'm not a member of an obnoxious cult.

Gordon lied on his resume and his bosses knew it.

There's only one Damar.

RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.