this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OPs cropping game is terrible

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he is texting with a Nokia phone and the screen is still in 4:3.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So, this is a screenshot of Nokia screen. Today. Likely story. :)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You get that the crop is part of the humor, right.

If you want to see buttholes, there are lots of places for that. Some of them are even on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I wanted to see that butthole 😓

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would make your whole week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I had 52 minutes of peace until you reminded me what I'm living without.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

lemmy/wooosh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"I could fix her, but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's already a ring on it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's disgusting. What's the number of the type of person who would do that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, and where on earth did you find this piece of work, so that I can be sure to avoid that location!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I can fix her

Start by fixing her butt. There's a crack in it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know people hate fake posts there, but now I think it would be fucking hilarious to make an AITA post from the perspective of an anus.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

NTA your ass your rules

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I wonder what's inside your butthole, I wonder what's inside your butthole! Maybe it's aliens, maybe it's astronauts, all inside your butthole!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Literally. Be grateful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Online proctology. The future is here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd like to know more

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me up until a year ago lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Didn't make enough money?

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