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Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason::Netflix has decided to open a number of brick-and-mortar locations to sell items based on hit shows, offer dining and provide live events. There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’

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[–] [email protected] 294 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What if you could go and a rent physical DVDs

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Best date nights always started with a trip to Blockbuster.

I remember renting an N64 with Majora's mask and pulling an all-nighter so I could finish it during the two-day rental period. It was a good time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It’s so weird how we look back on those things that were seen as inconveniences, driving to a physical store / rental time limits, as good things now.

It’ll be interesting to see if we find ways to kinda bridge those gaps.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This has been the Infinitely Unfolding Paradox of Enjoyment that we’ve been experiencing since the Industrial Revolution. And it’s only become more acute as time has gone on. Things are becoming easier to access, we have more information than ever, it’s right at our fingertips, we have endless entertainment, we expect to be enjoying 100% of endless content—but this has made us angrier than ever at content we don’t enjoy, less able to enjoy the available entertainment, always looking for something better, he information at our fingertips is making us angrier and less satisfied (also somehow more misguided and ignorant—because that information is mixed in with absurd amounts of disinformation and it’s given an equal playing field), and our ease of access comes with an endless desire to access more and more while finding less and less we actually want.

Things are technically getting better, enjoyment is becoming a pinpointed prescription…but more and better is making us lesser and worse.

We need the bad to more enjoy the good. We need the inconvenience to enjoy the convenience. We need a lack of technology to enjoy the available technology.

Really, what this all boils down to is this:

Capitalism is destroying everything. In so many words. And if anyone can’t see how everything above is linked with capitalism and its driving force of profit (and endlessly growing profit, at that), I dunno how to help you. But I assume everyone on lemmy is pretty much very, very aware of this.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

so, how'd the date go? 😝

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’

They could not have missed the point harder if they'd tried.

This literally reads like something out of Black Mirror.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to murder the other participants to claim your free netflix subscription.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

*free for a month. Includes adds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A $100 value!? Sign me up!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"We've made the Torment Nexus, from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Build the Torment Nexus".

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I cannot imagine a customer base that's so ecstatic with Netflix's service that they're willing to give the company even more money by buying overpriced ultra-processed meals and branded coffee cups. Why people continue to sell their souls and open their wallets to these companies is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Never met consumer whores? Not that I can talk, smack a pokemon on just about anything and I want to buy it.

That said, I don’t think Netflix has that cachet. Maybe they’ll have a section where you can vote on what show gets abruptly cancelled next!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that makes you a whore... more of a slut...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And there's nothing wrong with being a Pokeslut. When a hunky Pokemon trainer throws their balls my way, I'm always up for a little Squirtle in my Caterpie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If they sell cosplay customes based on popular shows, you know people will be queuing up to throw money at those made-in-china products.

Having the rights to ship out the offical crap could be a gold mine for them.

Just take Squid Game. It's a regular training suit and they already exist as costumes and they're easy to copy, but you can't find the real one because of all the copies.

Same idea as the Universal Studios parks. Just without the park, because the income is all in the souvenir shop anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason"

"...to open a number of brick-and-mortar locations to sell items based on hit shows, offer dining and provide live events."

There you go. But if you want to go deeper it's to try and make more money for investors. Yay publicly traded companies!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair I would rather see them try to make money for investors this way than by cutting costs on labor and the other shady things companies do to make money. This is at least some kind of "innovation" for lack of a better term. Maybe it might be cool

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, increasing profit by actually creating a product is great. Increasing profit by increasing costs to the customer or decreasing expenditures (in particular cutting pay or removing employees) sucks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The phrase "for some reason" is used here to mean "I think it's a dumb idea"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, they could have saved money by just selling merch online. This is a dumb idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But the article says it's more than just a retail store. They have a restaurant and different experiences you can go to. You can't do that online

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t get why this is so confusing. This is basically a rotating theme restaurant/theme shop. Disneyland, Universal Studios, the new Nintendo park, etc. aren’t really about the rides or food either. Will tourists buy Stranger Things tchotchkes and Bridgerton merch? Sure, we’re a hyper consumeristic society that loves pop culture doodads and experiences. I somehow get the feeling this will fail, Netflix’s brand has lost its luster recently, but I don’t think this idea is totally out there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I think the problem is the reporting: it says "retail stores" right in the headline. Which sounds insane.

"Netflix to open themed restaurants and gift-shops" sounds... well, still insane, but less-so.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not confused why they're doing it, I'm confused why they think b&m stores are the way to go. I'm sure they can subsidize any potential losses from other money making areas but why not just sell the merch online? Storefront overhead ain't cheap.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

While I completely agree, there’s a bit of a draw to certain experiences around shopping. Some instances:

  • FAO Schwarz in NYC
  • Nintendo flagship store in NYC
  • Tiffany & Co. in NYC on 5th Ave
  • LEGO store in Leicester Square London

Basically look up a list of Flagship stores, even Microsoft and Samsung have ones. They’re more of an experience and bragging rights than just walking in a random Walmart to get merch. Sure, you can just order it online, but it’s not the same.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

if they sold DVDs of Netflix's shows that would actually be pretty nice, but I doubt they would be OK with allowing anyone to actually own their media.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Nail in the coffin, RIP Netflix

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

offer dining

I would actually love to see a restaurant that prepares dishes based on various fantasy / sci-fi worlds

Like food from the witcher in a tavern theme, or food from Star Trek in the enterprise cafeteria, etc.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Is Hannibal on netflix?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Don't worry dinner will be cancelled midway through the appetizers 😔

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They basically want more data points on people to sell to advertisers.

It's big tech. That's how big tech works.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No. Merch has direct profit that has a much larger margin than streaming. It's just a new cash flow for them. Same reason patreon was offering merch and discord too.

You have an asset in land and physical goods to sell for money. It's not complicated why they are pivoting to it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

offer dining

Reminds me of the joke: "dinner theater is a great way to ensure that both are mediocre."

Edit: pronounced "DIN-nuh THE-uh-tuh" in your best mid-Atlantic accent.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They took this advice / business idea from Matpat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is the same thing as the HBO store in NYC. It can work well if the location is right and touristy enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Planet Hollywood

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they spend money on this, how will they afford to acquire beloved series to cancel after two seasons?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes sense. They have multiple franchises and they can either sell in Walmart and water down the franchise or make an exclusive store where they control the experience and increase the value of the products. Disney also has stores like that. As for the Squid Game experience it’s the local equivalent to Disney parks. Di’s I mention it looks like they’re copying Disney?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I enjoyed the Disney stores, they always were busy, but now they are all closing down it seems.

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