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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

These are all brilliant

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

These are all really funny, but I think sith lord and secret santa are funniest to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

These are hilarious!

[–] canpolat 6 points 1 year ago

I would definitely have the "Vital Contributor" badge if it existed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would have the secret santa one like 3 times. Keep making that mistake when messing around with discord bots.

[–] Pizzarules668 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was one time I saw I commeted my key. I then rese t the key then immediately commeted it again. I did that 2 more time

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If anyone pushes to prod on a Friday you're a special kind of demented. Unless you get weekend OT, but even then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oof, I think I'd have a couple of these.

I also once broke a completely different repo with a history rewrite and force push once. Turned out some repo had some odd form of reference to one of mine that depended on a specific commit hash, so the commit hashes changing (even though the files they cared about didn't change) broke them. Oops. I didn't even know anyone else was using it and thought it was safe!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes that's done after security reviewing a dependency, to make sure an alarm is raised if anything at all changes.