this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yes, as a teacher I also head all my tests Math Test and ask one elementary-level subtraction question.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's almost like this is a shitpost, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isnt even a shitpost though this is just a lame "front page of imgur.com" meme from 2013 that was funnier when it was a Twitter screenshot

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'll try to take my shitposts more seriously in future.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You better...or else..I will downvote.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Fucking right! Get him!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I said what I said.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

there's a difference between a shitpost amd a shitty post

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Every time I see this meme I am reminded of my high school economics class where the teacher had a lesson on oversaturation of supply affecting demand, and the way he taught it was he had a big bag of Milky Way bars that he planned on giving out until we said we didn't want anymore; and we had to eat them immediately. I was the first student he started with. I ate his entire bag of candy and demanded more, demonstrating how depleting the supply does not make demand go away.

Checkmate, Mr. Woods.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For an economist, he sure did underestimate human greed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And he should have checked stomach capacity while he was at it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, because that's not how that works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Impossible! The meme hath foretold!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The fact that someone took the time to fabricate this is so depressing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 😂😂😂😂 1 like and 1 share 😛😛😛😛

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a math test I feel good taking. I can even show my work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Extra credit for connecting the liver dots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Homer has 64 slices of American cheese. He eats all 64 slices. What does Homer have now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He eats 29 whats? Bananas? Traffic lights? Miles per hour?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He eats 29 miles of what per hour? Road? Fruit rollups? Walking?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My favorite snack (yes I know kilometers per hour are healthier for you but I like MPH better)