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[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Using Dangerfield material with this meme format is just a gold print. Or gold press platinum print at least.

Could perfectly hear Datas delivery too. Even the ba dum bum

Edit: fixed a couple grammar things. I make a lot of spelling and grammatical errors. I think faster than I type and just skip words or don't even notice that I've used the wrong one. This place is honestly the only place that never calls me out for it. I love y'all so much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We love you so much, but it's "gold-pressed latinum"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Being sleepy as shit and also having an asshole autocorrect does a good pair not make.

Sorry lol I'd edit it but your callout is justified.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's okay! I actually have "gold-pressed latinum" programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like "what the fuck is platinum" on the rare occasions I need to type that word.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This template has already been used for another meme, it's a great template!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

(he does not see)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.

Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.

"This Padd is black not."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha, thank you much

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data's eyes here see into my very soul...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't notice it before but now I can't unsee and am scared...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There is no escape

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Nope, no respect... I tell ya, I can't even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay's holodeck programs!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.