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IMHO, it's a horrible hack that is just broken. It's obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Because you meant to open ed: the standard text editor.

[–] dinodroid 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to open neovim of course. And my alias did not work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because you've finished configuring the evil package, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you can also accomplish that by turning off city's electrical grid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Takes too long for the UPS to run down...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i see you're operating at datacenter scale

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I'm one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

[–] jim 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I can read this Perl scrip"t should translate to "I'm lying".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

ESC + :q!

ESC to enter normal mode (if you're in a different mode like insert) : (colon) to enter commands q to quit ! (or a) to use the quit command withiut keeping any changes

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

He's speaking the language of the gods..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ESC + (shift) ZZ is faster and also saves your changes!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

good to know :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm basically a god at work cause I knew this already, but never explained the pain I went through to get here.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first phrase spoken when opening a new project, be it yours or someone elses... "What the fuck..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What fucking idiot wrote this? Looking at your own code from 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I can't read this perl script may also apply to something you wrote last week.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'm absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I'm sick of everyone else's lying comments.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job"

[–] KnorrFG 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IMHO it's a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i use nano and i will die on this hill

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nano is the only one I know how to use lol (assuming we're talking about in-terminal text editors)

And i have used it exclusively for editing Minecraft and KSP server config files

Im definitely a programmer :P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Self documenting: my code doesn't NEED comments

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it's just less interesting that way. 😜

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I like to pack the most functionality into a single, hard to read one-liner, just for fun. In review I’ll admit “it’s a little bit abstruse”.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Perl one has got me:)

[–] alr 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course, the correct way to quit Vi is ^Zpkill vi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol I've done this before!

[–] Raiden11X 2 points 1 year ago

Emacs babyyyy

[–] dinodroid 2 points 1 year ago

Good reference with lots of truth. Maybe, I should print it before having a meeting with other tech teams.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've been seeing a lot of Perl jokes lately and as far as legacy code I haven't had to edit anything written in that in 25 or so years. For those that haven't used it, getting form variables and rudimentary things like that were like equivalent to regular expressions, everything had some obscure expression you had to look up or copy paste.