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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think the US forgets the UK gets much more annual paid holiday entitlement by law. Enjoy having to also use yours as sick :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, couldn't hear you over all my freedom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We also had one extra day holiday this year because of something king related. I'm not into royalty but a free day off, I'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like the 4th of July, it's the day of the year the Yanks finally use the correct day / month format.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's reverse logic but I guess it's better than no logic at all. ISO 8601 is the correct way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's great for data storage but in everyday speech it's not that useful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's what we use in my home country both in written form and in everyday speech. It's completely fine, and I'd even argue it's better.

You mentally go from the broadest information to the more specific, the first piece of data you hear is immediately useful as you can place in time instead of having to wait until you hear the whole date.

It's the same logic as with every other form measurement from time, distance, volume, weight etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We need to change it to July of the Fourth!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dangit. I might need to call in for paid sick leave without wasting any paid days off and have a doctor check me out without seeing any invoices after that blow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude. Just let us have this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I will gladly let you have everything I have and more. I think you deserve the things I have. So I would do you a disservice, if I let you have a hollow victory that'll just lull you into a false sense of "this is fine".

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if I'm willing to wake up at the crack of dawn to register myself onto the waiting list behind every other bugger in the city.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jokes aside: the waiting times in most of Europe are fractionally longer than in the US and that is mainly because more people have access to more medical aid in the first place. It's easy to get fast appointments if the percentage of the population actually trying to get them is way smaller and that's not a good thing come to think of it.

Besides: a doctor's appointment at a general practitioner is usually on the same day, in rare cases on the next. So you will always have quick access to a doctor if you need one, ER care and such nit taken into account, because those exist as well of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got to work on the 4th, but beans are part of the national breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We just call it black pudding. It's delicious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Try not to injure yourselves whilst celebrating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada beans gotta work tomorrow too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but we got Monday off. Some of us anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Celebrating your independence from beans that aren't full of sugar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Europe is starting to wake up.. what is with the beans?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We know what you all like for breakfast (why), so we had it waiting for you. You're welcome. Good morning, beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In England perhaps, here in Belgium we eat sweet stuff for breakfast, for example we sometimes eat dark brown pill-shaped chocolaty stuff called "mouse shit" on our slices of bread. Yum!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As an American, your geography lessons hold no power here. Enjoy your beans, Europe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure it’s the first flash advertising campaign I’ve seen on Lemmy. Baked beans are a traditional Fourth of July food, so it’s a nice reminder for a million people to bring some beans to their cookout tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like it's being hit by the lemmy hug of death.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
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