grimdank

I feel like we can stretch this more but i don't anything about warhammer

about PB:

-Has created and destroyed an entire race of soldiers for being too violent

-Has created Gaint Guardians that can stop time and space to inforce her law

-Is the reincarnation of one of the four elemental gods

-Not only spies on and manipulate all of her subjects but also Ow at large including other kingdoms

-Has a dragon brother that she looked away for thousands of years to power her kingdom

-Has slept with the antichrist whose also the queen of vampires

-has created two demigods that are at war with one another until the end of time. One of home is her child and wanted to take over the kingdom

-was possessed by one of the God of chaos subjects, died and came back to life

P.S: I will add more if i think of any

Banana Guards = Custodes

The Emperor is just a reincarnation of PBubbs.

Some of this isn't quite completely accurate, but funnily enough some of the inconsistencies match up anyway. For example, Big E full well believes in the gods because he knows they exist for a fact, they've been knocking on his doors for centuries. He just can't let anyone else believe in the chaos gods because they're literal infohazards. Likewise PBub knows of and frequently makes use of magic via Marceline and Peppermint Butler, but prefers science and doesn't want magic to get out of hand in her society.

Also PBub totally enjoys being worshiped as a god. She had a choice to give her people intelligence and didn't. Whether that was for the better or not is a minefield of an ethical question but the fact remains that instead of a society of complex individuals she created a society of easily managed simpletons that must look to her for caretaking. At least when the Emperor created life he created proper badasses that went out and fucked shit all up everywhere and made their own marks on the galaxy.

• Terrible parent and caregiver

Umm ... Idk who the one on the right is

accurate

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