this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 224 points 1 year ago (24 children)

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[–] sorrus 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

We're going to the moon guys!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG, OMG, is that @[email protected]??

OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

We got you buddy

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress

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[–] razza856 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must be drowning in dms

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Then they should call them. They specifically asked

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What's it like to be so successful?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

hey its me ur celebrity

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And now with one whole, no less. You’re going places mister.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Off to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

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