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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Inducted a guy at work employed by our labour hire company, who admitted that he has no fixed address and slept in his car out the front of work last night.

He's framing it that he's doing van life but I could see that there's likely more to it.

I've put him on to a community pantry and I'm bringing him some bedding, basic toiletries, and a towel tomorrow. He said no initially but agreed when I told him it was things my husband wanted me to throw out anyway.

Really threw me with how open he was with it all. Left me really checking my privilege too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in this economy there's no shame in it. A person could be in a two wage family and they still can't find a place because there is a housing shortage. It's like musical chairs.

and hugs for being so caring πŸ€—

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely no shame in it. These days more so than ever.

He's got a really good attitude about it all. Well kept, in good spirits, and generally seems to have his head screwed on right.

Really impressed that the labour hire agency gave him a chance instead of putting him in the too hard basket.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s such a nice thing you did for him.

Being in a not such a nice spot myself I appreciate that others are still helping people with things out of the goodness of their own heart.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I still feel shit that I can't do more. Better than nothing but yeah.

We grew up at risk of homelessness and my early adult life was on the edge.

Growing up, if it wasn't for generous hand-me-downs, public housing, and Centrelink, my life would have ended up on a completely different course.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Today is a really hard day.

Today we finally had to move my nana into respite care. She’s not taking it well. Neither are we

Today Mr Omoikiri is having his wisdom teeth out. And while it’s completely routine and there no danger in it, I’m sick with worry and waiting around to get the call that he’s fine and I can go and pick him up.

Today I have to review this 80,000 word thesis and get to back to my supervisors.

I am so mentally and emotionally drained and my day isn’t even half done.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Big news!

My boy Rocky has been doing so well at school, we've been promoted from Advanced Beginner to Intermediate! We'll be focusing more intensely on our heel work and extended stays now

So proud of my little munchkin!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Damn Bot. It was awake all night. No crashes, no timeouts. It just didn't post anything. I'll have to sit down for a debrief and try to figure out what went wrong. After coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have noticed as my depression lifts more and more I stand straighter. Just little things like that are making me feel good about myself. 😊 Good feedback loop.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just did the remainder of the washing / drying from indo trip and $50AUD flew out of the dryer.

Only brought $200 in AUD, exchanged $100 of it to IDR and now I've ended up with $150 AUD.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I spent way too much time today perfecting my pay calculation spreadsheet. But is now a little neater, includes more automation, and calculates the super I should be getting as well as the pay.

We have a ridiculously complicated pay structure, so I have 7 types of leave, 6 types of overtime payment, 6 different penalty levels (there are more, that's just the ones that apply to me) and a few allowances. We also get paid basic wages for the period finishing on Friday, but penalties and overtime are for the period finishing on Wednesday. And our standard work day is broken into normal hours, rostered overtime and leave acruual, so the hours used to calculate each type of pay are different. So it is really hard to figure out whether we are being paid correctly without a computer and complicated maths.

I've managed to get to the point that except for mistakes my calculations only differ due to minor rounding differences, and I can project future income for my budget fairly easily too. NGL pretty pleased with myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

that is ridiculous

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Lucy the dog’s stitches are out and she was very brave,no signs of apprehension, just excitement to meet the other dogs in the waiting room even the ones bigger than her. If anyone has got tips on how to keep a Jack Russell calm and stop trying to run everywhere, let me know:)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks @Thornburywitch! The bot was not the only thing malfunctioning, just after setting everything up nicely and getting ready for bed, I nearly bricked my rather expensive work device the night before a field visit.

Thanks to a stray comment on an old post online, I finally managed to revive it over an hour later, even though it honestly felt like some dark magic and only worked after about 9 tries (and some stress relieving cleaning). Certainly some witchy intervention there as well, I suspect.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Miss Meow just walked over the laptop and tried to update the bot. Apparently she wants everyone to see the number 87.

I have set the bot up to run at 5 minutes past midnight, fingers crossed this one actually works, I'm running out of options to try if it fails again. I've turned off all power management options in the wifi adaptors, and it now has the new adaptor so can connect directly to the router instead of via the phone as a hotspot. This whole thing is like launching a rocket, all the tests can go well and the main launch can still fail! Come on @[email protected] we believe in you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I sense a conspiracy at work here.

Maybe she sabotaged the bot the last few times when you weren’t looking.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

more selfishness i suppose.

purged my comments, all quite useless
my contributions tend to be pointless
left my stupid prose, i suppose for posterity
from them I only gain shame and no money

sorry for bringing this place, and all of you down
i shouldnt openly display a virtual frown
just an attention seeker, selfish and crude
i want to be kind, but downvotes tell me i'm rude.

do not perceive this jerk,
demoted to witness, just lurk
some of my rhymes made you smile
but the rest are stupid and sad
just bad, and personally vile.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

<3 I love seeing your comments even if I don't engage with them.

People will downvote no matter how innocuous the comments are. Someone downvoted my comment where I said today's going to be a slow day. Guess Sonic didn't like my comment. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you have many downvotes I can only assume they are recent wanderers from Reddit who are still primed for the fight and have not yet learned this is a safe space where its OK to be nice.

I personally enjoy your posts and consider you a great contributor in the community. It would make me sad if you just lurked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Pls don't lurk chud.

We need you!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No! I can't believe you have haters. Fuck the haters! I love everything you post
Edit: I was speaking with someone yesterday and I literally brought you up as a regular poster I loved.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one, just for you.Walking around on cool winter nights
Beautiful city and pale gold lights
So many people minding their business
No animosity, just inner stresses

When out of the darkness a looming face
Approaches out of the weeknight race
They know my name, and my highschool
Panic, frack, who are they? You fool...

They come in fast, too fast to avoid
I gotta think fast, my memory is devoid
"Hey...you," I say "It's been too long!"
"I know right," is the reply "remember when..."

Ah shit, I think, no, I don't remember a thing
Applied fake smile and say "Yeah haha sure thing!"
And still their face doesn't ring a bell
I don't know who they are, circles of hell

"We ought to catch-up,down a pint, and reflect"
"Sounds like a plan, just hit me up" I deflect
Then off they speed, just as quick as they came
Do they suspect I still don't remember their name?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

if anyone is looking for a social event/ board games, I run a blood on the clocktower games night every fortnight on a Wednesday at Melb central lion hotel from 6pm. Next is on 5th of July.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

A++ thread name, Thornbury Witch! Morning all. Conference starts today so I have to put on work clothes and interact with people. I really hope they’re alright at asking questions to keep a conversation going!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Whoooo. Almost 12 hours straight of working. But then I remembered I had no hours for last Thursday because it was a non starter after an intense psych session. Guess I'll have to do a long day tomorrow as well so I can make up enough hours to cover this Wednesday in addition...

Ok I can do this. Everything i need to do has been written down. Shower, episode, sleep. Won't be heading to the office tomorrow, looking at that shitty weather. I've seen enough insane driving over the last 2 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Argh! Boyo has locked himself out again. Keys, phone, wallet, lunch, it’s always something. Absolutely certain it’s diagnosable!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

First day back at work after a holiday. Planning next holiday in another tab.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

oooo auspost wanna play funny buggers? I've got an ASD fixation and a tendency towards cuntishness. I guarantee those fuckers I'm a lot better at funny buggers than they are

(cunce decided to not only not even attempt a driveby for delivery, or even use a local LPO literally across the road, or even the parcel centre two blocks up but drop a small, letter-box stuffable parcel of cat fountain filters in a parcel locker in the next fucking suburb)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Visiting family in the states, can wait to be back home in Melbourne. I’m dying for a decent coffee, only a few days to go!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It is hard to find the motivation to do anything when it is so cold.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is the indent styling.. fixed? good job lemmy old mate

new computer is fucking sweet. having to buy a bunch of new peripherals for it is less fucking sweet but i'm getting there

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This last wicket is killing me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Flipping 'eck it's freeeeezing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Day 9 of 30 day exercise plan. It's working! I looked in the mirror this morning and noticed subtle changes in my body which are really encouraging and positive. I'm so happy! I can't wait to tell my manager at work. She partly prompted me to start thinking about it in the first place. She had to do a test where you run on a treadmill for 10mins while they monitor your heart (pressure test). While I'm physically strong (lifting and carrying 20kg sacks of potatoes will do that to ya) I thought, "Could I run on a treadmill for 10mins? I'm strong but I'm not cardio fit at all." Then I started thinking, "I'll be 50 this year, you gotta do something about it. Do something for yourself. You're overweight, just like your parents were, and they did nothing about it and died!" Sorry for the morning dramatics, but I didn't want to end up like that.

Here's to positive changes! πŸ’ͺ

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Just went past the Melbourne Recital Centre on the tram and saw that there was a huge amount of prams parked outside, and immediately I knew, the wiggles are performing there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I took Mr Woof out for a nice walk at sky pretty. It was very cold, but the orange glow behind the silhouette of leafless tree branches was rather nice.

I went via the post box to "return to sender" some random letters from Commonwealth Bank for people who do not live here. Mr Woof was very concerned that the greyhound we saw out walking too was up to no good. He is very suspicious about the motives of other dogs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I feel like I’ve been running around like a headless chook today! πŸ˜₯

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Figured out the Mlem app, thanks to whoever suggested it! Still getting to understand the fediverse but happy to be here!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

ASHES UPDATE: Australia have won the second test. πŸŽ‰ 2 - 0 lead. I'm going to bed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I've got something a little weird going on with my feelings.

Things with bar guy are going relatively well. However, suddenly I feel nervous around him and going on dates? I don't know what's happening.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Self sabotage?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yay a thread got made. Thank you @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I watched the mouse last night as it inspected my trap, it knows.

Edit: I just checked the trap again since last night, either a different mouse came back or the same one couldn't help itself..

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally got an inbox with the new Mlem app update. Yay! Looking profesh now.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

MusicNow I want you try to tell me how I look
Tell me, please tell me how I look

Fantastic Man - William Onyeabor

Cheering myself up with some afro-funk from 1979 Nigeria; the elusive William Onyeabor and his funkedelic bop.

Edit: Thank you for your sweet words, DT.

Forces of Nature, saints and sinners:
Admire yourselves in your mirrors!
One-of-a-kind human-wonders,
Of carbon and magic, lightning and thunder.

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