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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don't let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

@Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy 💀😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And those fuckers give it to us as soon as we're born, ensuring our inevitable demise

What a sick cruel twisted world

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Around seven percent of people who've consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Might as well fucking go for it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Has anyone in their 30s 40s 50s had a sudden change of perception of our own mortality? I found myself thinking a lot about it recently (no significant events around me). I just find life so ephemeral now as compared to how I used to see life so grand and long it might as well have been infinite. Not anymore. I guess it's part of growing old. Anyone else feel similar?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

in my case it happened much sooner, at 16 to be exact

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yep. IMO it's a good thing. But there's still a grand and long scale: how is that we arrived here at all, a momentary ripple in a larger fabric?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

More the opposite direction for me. I'm so stressed, overworked, and beaten down by life that I don't have the energy to worry about mortality like I did when I was younger.

When I die at least I won't have to go to work anymore, is my thinking.

And I like my job, I can't imagine what it's like for people who don't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yes, it's very common (mostly) in men at that age.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You will someday lose your life, but try not to mope. You did get it for free, after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Childhood is the free trial, adulthood is the subscription that keeps increasing in cost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Could you not, right now? I'm literally just about to sign a new lease.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Not moping. I AM ALIVE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I intend to live forever, thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me too. We should get to know each other. Eventually. We have time.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

WE'RE DOOMED!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're screaming in the shower?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

You're not???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What I feel isn't existential dread of my pending non-existance. What I feel is FOMO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What I feel is a need to fire arrows into the future, that I know will fly further than my small personal life, that will land somewhere and sprout huge trees that people live around and under.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I refused. Y'all know you can opt out, right? Don't ask how. That's not allowed.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Life is finite, but shit it feels like forever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s longer than the longest time you’ve ever experienced.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unless you happen to live an entire simulated lifetime because of an alien probe.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it weird that I've become less existencial with age? Like back in school I struggled with suicidal thoughts and couldn't cope with the "meaninglessness" of it all. But honestly these days I'm content just living how I like to and enjoying the simple things

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not weird, happened to me too.

I think my brain got bored of it and moved on. Plenty more to do than attempt to answer the unanswerable question!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe? I never really grew out of it, my brain just realized that emotions don't solve problems and stopped bothering me about it all the time. Though, my fears are more along the lines of forcefully being prevented from dying, rather than the alternative. Still get the chills whenever I imagine having dementia and not being allowed to kill myself.

I'm not suicidal anymore, but still. There are things I'd rather choose the forever-sleep than experience.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

First time having thoughts of death?

It's fine, you'll get used to it. Making a movie about it helps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yep. In the grand scheme it’s pretty much already happened. I mean sure, you get a little bit of time to say your goodbyes and enjoy some final yayas. How are you going to use it?

Welp, back to work.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're all dying at different speeds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Except that guy that fell into the black hole. He just looks frozen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Personally I am living on indefinitely as an information ghost.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully it’s a cool death, like a public beheading or a space travel accident.

Knowing my luck it’ll be death from boredom or something..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Why not both?

Why not a mysterious spinning saw blade that’s been in orbit for ten years that comes out of nowhere while you’re giving a space walk and talk to a bunch of other astronauts, slices your head off, and is out of radar range before anyone grasps what’s happening.

So astronomically fast is this saw blade traveling that it imparts almost no momentum to your head, except a gentle nudge that sends your grimacing head slowly upward. It gets almost a foot away from your shoulders before people realize something is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Absolutely true, use every day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You didn't have this realization at like 5 years old?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

breaking news: we are all going to die

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

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