this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That is what happens when you consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. No one has survived after drinking it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oxygen makes iron turn into rust, don't let that be your lungs. Oppose Big Oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

@Jamie @slazer2au Big oxygen is crazy 💀😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And those fuckers give it to us as soon as we're born, ensuring our inevitable demise

What a sick cruel twisted world

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Around seven percent of people who've consumed dihydrogen monoxide have survived.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!