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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] Ogeon 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To make things worse, that teapot doesn't have a bottom surface.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The floor is its bottom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To make it worse still, if there's only one of them then there are zero of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Explain for the whoosh minded among us?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In programming things are 0 indexed, meaning one of something is 0, two of something is 1, etc.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I see you met my boss.

Not actually the case, but I am frustrated with them right now for not understanding the value of preventative work and R&D (I'm a Data Scientist).

[–] tatterdemalion 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was anyone else bored of this meme as soon as it started?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't that supposed to be "Write it on a paper"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nobody thought in doing

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This but unironically

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

not real like birds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

watch shark tank for future presidents

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Great idea mate

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