Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by vrek to c/[email protected]

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Have the same story but from two different perspectives!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hallelujah, nothing's wrong with me. Hallelujah, something's got to give.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when the men raining down give you confusing feelings about your sexuality

[–] vrek 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then the splat makes you question your life choices...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd say you at least made better choices than the dude on the pavement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since you know you need it:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Didn’t know that.

How did I not know that?

It’s exactly as expected!