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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

He should take a look at reality maybe?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

His blood sugar is high! Quickly!

drags his comatose body to the nearest cooking class

There we go!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (9 children)

TIL the head of the FDA has the inability to take half a second and google the word diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Any pictures of this spliced with Trump and his fast food yet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is why you shouldn't touch any new drugs and any produce from America. Ever since Trump it's actually scary to use now unregulated American products.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://trumpinsight.com/trump-term-end-countdown

Donald Trump Term End Countdown 2029

1331 Days 14 Hours 20 Minutes 52 Seconds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

RFK Jr's FDA chief should probably go get some potty training instead of just spewing his shit for the world to see.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

RFK is enacting Aktion 74 as part of the construction of the american reich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't they still need insulin though? Even if in lesser quantities.

Not against state funded mandatory cooking classes though if it'll help people eat healthier alongside insulin, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Type I and II diabetes (mellitus) are different diseases and insulin use isn’t simple enough that diet recommendations (which every diagnosed diabetic probably already knows) are a magical missing piece for RFK Jr.

People with type I are deficient in insulin and it’s part of treating the disease right away. Insulin is used for people with type II, who aren’t deficient but can’t use insulin well, later in the disease progression if other treatments are no longer effective.

If a person with type II diabetes is on insulin, diet was probably treatment number one and has probably already failed or isn’t effective enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good point. Some people are born with diabetes. Diabetes-like symptoms can also appear due to Cancer treatment. I think a diet can reduce insulin intake, but I don't think it'll full on make it obsolete.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

People also can develop T1 well after birth. It's often caused by a mis-targeted immune response killing insulin production, as happened with me at 27 and nearly killed me.

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