I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don't need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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honestly I'm just glad I don't have a shit fetish
Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?
deer god
Did you just have this on hand, waiting for the perfect moment to deploy it?
I typed "deer god" into google
Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see "deer god" from now on.
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I think I just have a woman fetish. I've had "oh damn" moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows... all sorts.
deviant
Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.
Surprisingly Sonic isn't pregnant here.
yet
Kids. Thank god I'm not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don't see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff's badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷
Unless there's some angle to this non-foot people don't understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.
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I like the theory that the reason people like feet is because the area of the brain that controls your feet is close to the area that makes you feel things and in some people the "wires" can cross:
https://www.audacy.com/987thespot/latest/biologist-explains-why-some-people-have-foot-fetishes
I feel like this is absurd with even a little bit of thought. Why does this sort of explanation apparently only work for feet and not other fetishes? Why does it matter if wires can get crossed for nerves in the feet if most people with foot fetishes are into other people's feet and not having things done to their own feet? This gets mentioned a lot online but it makes no sense.
Feet are hot cause i can feel a lot of emotion through them
I mean like the emotion of the person the feet are on
When I was born, god gave me a choice.
I said, "I'll take the Autism, please."
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People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day
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“I am a man that’s made of meat, While you’re on the internet, looking at feet”
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