this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

god i love 4chan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Cool. Next time, include figging.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a day to be literate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sad I ever learned to read. I guess I'm cursed.

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[–] [email protected] 206 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] [email protected] 166 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 154 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Up next: cognitive ball torture

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

cog n ball torture 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don't want to risk remembering this...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see how this post has TERF vibes, but I legitimately cannot imagine a TERF liking Vtubers. That'd just seem to go against a lot of their way of thinking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is this TERFy? (Not disagreeing or challenging your position, I just don't understand and would like to)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Have you ever read TERF poetry before? There's just this weird way they tend to write about bodies...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] vivendi 32 points 3 days ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

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