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How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.
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